This is a ~mad~ libb.
Try it out, despite it's stupidity, and remember that
this thing isn't all my fault coz I had help with it!
*clears throat* I'd like to thank my friend Kathryn R for
helping me along with this one. She's a Brendan Fraser
nut, (hence Brendan Fraser also being in this). To
clarify, Brendan's wife's name is Afton, but we called
her Afghan, "The Blanket" for short, (we don't
like her all that much), and she has a serious unibrow
problem. That explained, let's continue.
Okay, here's what you do. Go get yourself a pen and
paper. Why you ask? BECAUSE I SAID SO! *twiddles thumbs*
You got it? Okay. Now DON'T CHEAT and do the following.
If you do it right, this just might work. *crosses
fingers*
Now number the paper 1-29, going down. *stares at
ceiling* Done? Okay. Now put the first thing that comes
to your mind! Don't repeat anything twice, (except number
7/9)! The more random and odd the words, the better.
For number 1 put a TIME OF DAY.
For number 2 put a VERB ENDING IN -ING.
For number 3 put a NOUN.
For number 4 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 5 put a VERB IN THE PRESENT TENSE.
For number 6 put a NOUN (singular).
For number 7 put a NOUN (singular).
For number 8 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 9 put the NOUN IN #7, BUT PLURAL.
For number 10 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 11 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 12 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 13 put a NOUN (singular).
For number 14 put a NOUN (singular).
For number 15 put a ADJECTIVE.
For number 16 put a VERB ENDING IN -ING.
For number 17 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 18 put a NOUN (singular or plural).
For number 19 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 20 put SOMETHING YOU WOULD YELL.
For number 21 put a VERB IN THE PRESENT TENSE.
For number 22 put a VERB ENDING IN -ING.
For number 23 put a TYPE OF LIQUID.
For number 24 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 25 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 26 put a NOUN (singular)
For number 27 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 28 put a VERB ENDING IN -S.
For number 29 put a VERB IN INFINITIVE TENSE.
Okay, now that you've done the hard work of this job,
read through this story, placing in the words to the
corresponding numbers as you go along. The words in []
are words that might have to be inserted in the story for
it to make sense, depending on what words you picked
above. Ta-ta, good luck and have fun! :) *sprinkles fairy
dust and skips away*
It's early (1)____. Larry is (2)____ [to/on] his bed.
Suddenly, a tap comes at his (3)____. It is Bono.
"Larry!" Bono says, "Brendan Fraser is
missing!"
Larry (4)____, "Oh, no! We must (5)____ him!"
Larry grabs his (6)____ and they leave to look for clues
to Brendan's whereabouts.
At Brendan's house, they find a[n] (7)____.
"I know who took Brendan!" Bono (8)____,
"It must have a been a mummy! All good mummies have
(9)____!"
Suddenly, Larry (10)____, "Bono! What is THAT?"
Bono (11)____ at Brendan's wife Afton, "I'm not sure
what it is..."
Afton (12)____, brushing her eyebrow with a[n] (13)____,
"Get out of my (14)____!"
Inside the Mummy's tomb, Bono and Larry are (15)____.
Larry is searching all around as Bono is (16)____ [at]
the walls. Suddenly, Larry (17)____.
"Bono, LOOK!"
On the floor is Brendan's (18)____.
Bono (19)____, "He IS here!"
Then they hear Brendan yell, "(20)____!!!"
They (21)____ into a hidden room to find Brendan (22)____
a mummy. Bono dumps a bottle of (23)____ on the mummy's
head and the mummy (24)____; defeated.
"YAY!" Larry (25)____, "Now you can go
back to your wife!"
"That stupid (26)____?" Brendan swears,
"Please take me with you!"
"No way!" Larry (27)____, "If I have to
put up with Ann, you have to deal with Afton!"
Brendan (28)____ Larry and decides to go look for another
mummy to (29)____.
***
*grimaces as she notices that the word picking process
out weights the time to read the story by about twenty
minutes* There you go! COMPLETE waste of time wasn't it?
And before you ambush me with hate mail, if you ended up
with something REALLY dirty coz you picked a verb like
"kiss" or "jump" DON'T GET MAD AT ME
COZ YOU PICKED IT! I'm just here to screw with your
heads. That's my job! *nods in honor of all those who
nod* -Mandi K
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