"I'm dying."
"No, you're not."
"I'm telling you, I am."
"... Not like you to be a drama king."
"I'm not being a drama king. Bono, it hurts
my skin to have the blanket on it. The roots of
my hair hurt and I keep getting stabbing pains all
over my body. I can't breathe, I can barely talk... can't
you hear me?"
"Yeah, you sound really congested."
"I'm full to the brim with shit. I could cough out
my lung before the crap in my throat. It hurts to
open my eyes and it hurts to close them."
"You're screwed."
"I'm glad you can poke fun at my pain."
"... I'm sorry. I thought you were just overreacting
yesterday."
"You're the one who overacts, Bono. Not me.
If I tell you I'm fucking sick, then you'd better believe
I'm fucking sick."
"I believe you."
"You didn't before."
"Well, let's be honest, Larry. You haven't been too
enthusiastic about playing our concerts lately."
"Well would you? We're a bleedin' juke box for those
people."
"Now I know you're sick."
"Bono."
"... You're right, I know. Look, we'll just cancel a
show or two so you can get better and then everything'll
feel better."
"I doubt it."
"... I'm coming over."
"No. Leave me alone."
"You know I can't do that. That would be doing what
you want and that's not what I'm here for, now is
it?"
"Bono, I can't sleep with you here."
"No but I'm betting you can't get out of the bed
even to take a leak without me there to help you
up."
"... "
"That's what I thought."
"I can't even lift my arm... I don't know how
I even picked up the phone... "
"I'll be right over."
"Oh, c'mon... "
"Shut up or I just might spend the night and really
bug the shit out of you."
"Nothing can get the shit out me right now. Trust
me, I've been trying."
"Throat hurting?"
"It's so raw I'm surprised it's not bleeding."
"Mmm. Pleasant thought."
"Goodnight Bono."
"I'm coming over."
"No, you're not."
"Yes, I am."
"No."
"Yes."
"NO."
"Yes!"
"... I hate you."
"That just makes it that much more fun. See ya in a
couple minutes."
"Bono, no... "
"I just have to walk down the hall and I'll be right
there."
"God, I hate you."
"Be there in a couple minutes."
"Fuck you."
"Thanks for the sentiments. Bye."Larry let the phone drop out of
his hand and it fell with a dull thud to the carpeted
floor of his hotel room. He tried to pull his arm back on
the bed and winced at the aching, shooting pain that ran
up and down his arm, head and back. He took a deep breath
and rolled over on his stomach, moaning at the pain that
rocked through his body. He shifted stiffly, trying to
pull the blanket out from under him before he realized
that the blanket wasn't under him, but on the otherside
of the bed. He then assumed it must be his tee-shirt
bunching under him and causing the pinching he felt on
his stomach, but he vaguely remembered that he'd taken
off the his shirt hours ago because it had hurt too much
to have it on. He finally understood with a soft whimper
that it was just another pinching pain inside him and
there was nothing he could do to stop it.
When was the last time I was this sick? Have I ever
been this sick?
He'd already taken three Tylenols and a truckload of
sinus medication. Until he saw a doctor, there was
nothing he could do to better his situation.
He closed his eyes, his head throbbing from the sound of
the phone's dial tone on the floor, but his body was too
achy to possibly pick it up and put it back on the
receiver. A lurch in his stomach made Larry shoot up in
bed and he groaned from the nauseated feeling and the
hurt running through his body, all at the same time.
I really am dying... this must be what dying feels
like. Just kill me already... anything's better than
this...
Blue eyes squeezed tightly closed, a brow furrowed in
agony and he feel asleep with pain-filled tears slowly
streaming down his face.
"God, you weren't
kidding."
A hand painfully brushed his forehead and he moaned,
lifting his arm to bat the hand away and then cringing at
the worse hurt that caused. He tried to open his eyes
unsuccessfully and he could tell by the swollen feeling
in his throat that there was no way he could possibly
speak... at least not without major irritation, although
that seemed almost too pleasant a word for what he was
feeling right now.
This is the oddest experience of my life. I can't
speak, see or feel without pain. I hope this person is
someone I know, or I'm screwed. And shouldn't I feel
better after sleep? I feel ten times worse...
"You really are sick... can't remember seeing
you like this in sometime, huh?"
He knew that voice. He tried to say "Bono", but
the word got caught in his throat and he coughed
uncontrollably, which caused once more for pain to sting
the back of his head.
"Aw, mate... Jesus. You're burning up but your hands
are freezing cold. You look awful... "
That's what I was trying to TELL you, moron.
"I'm wondering if I shouldn't take you to the
emergency room."
You try to move me from this bed... you try to TOUCH
me, and as soon as I'm better, I'll kill you...
He felt the pressure of someone sitting down next to
him on the bed, felt the slight ache of even that minor
movement, and then a hand grasping his. Despite how much
pain reeled through his body, he couldn't pull away and
neither did he want to. First off, it would have hurt
even more to wriggle his hand free and second, he had to
admit it was nice to have someone else feeling sorry for
him too. As one hand held his comfortingly, another
rubbed it and Larry had to fight himself not to recoil
violently.
"Please... " he managed to choke out.
"Don't pat my hand... hurts."
"Oh, sorry." Bono replied, holding the hand
limply. "Even that hurts, huh? What else?"
"No more talking. Hurts." Larry croaked, still
struggling to get his eyes open.
"... Larry, you're scaring me... I'm this close to
taking you to a hospital."
"You move me and I'll kill you." Larry spat,
ignoring the hurt that caused.
"That much pain... ? Well, I'm going to stay with
you." Bono said decisively. "If you get any
worse I want to be here to call an ambulance."
AMBULANCE? Goddamn Bono... you sure know how to scare
the shit out a person. If the fans hear I'm in a
hospital...
"No. No hospital." Larry finally pried his
eyes open. "Don't move me."
"Larry, I've never seen someone this ill who didn't
have something terminal."
Larry frowned, closing his eyes again. "Don't know
when to shut up, do you?"
"Alright, sorry, just stop talking. It sounds like
you're scratching your throat out doing it. Maybe I
should call Edge or something... "
"Bono... "
"Okay, just relax. I'm sorry I even woke you up,
but... Larry, I'm sorry I didn't believe you."
Larry shook his head as a way of telling him not to worry
about it. Bono sighed loudly.
"No, really... I should have known you wouldn't lie
about that... although, you haven't been excited about
our shows, that's for sure."
"Oh... and you have?" Larry whispered,
followed by a cough.
"No, not at all, you're right. I should fake
illness, too."
Larry gave Bono an angry scowl and Bono back tracked.
"Er, I mean, what I meant was... " Bono
stopped. "You really don't like what U2 has become
do you?"
Larry paused a moment before shaking his head carefully,
trying to avoid any pain. Bono nodded, reaching over to
turn on the bedside lamp. Larry snatched his hand and
groaned incoherently.
"Oh, right... headache, I'm assuming? Yeah, light
wouldn't help would it?"
"Not really." Larry said, though he was sure it
didn't come out as anything articulate.
"I wish you could talk... I've been meaning to talk
to you about... the band."
Larry's eyes snapped open. "Why?"
"Don't talk, Larry, you sound like absolute shit...
"
"Why?" Larry insisted.
"Well... I mean, if this is what U2 is to be,
then... do you want to keep going?"
Larry sighed. "... We fucked ourselves with Rattle
And Hum."
"It's a good album."
"I'm not... saying it... isn't. I'm just... "
"We can talk about this later when you can actually
speak without pain."
"No, now." Larry snapped. "I don't like
what U2 has become. If this is where we're going, I'm
done."
"Done? You mean quit?"
"Yes."
"Larry... if you quit, the band is through. You know
that, right? You started this whole thing, none of us
would be willing to go on without you."
"I'm sick of doing this. Work everyday." Larry
sat up slowly, gritting his teeth. "Look, Bono...
it's a job. It's not fun anymore. The magic isn't enough
anymore... the music could put me to sleep... and I'm
sure I'd be able to play it in my sleep as
well."
"Yeah... but... "
"Who are you trying to kid, Bono? I could be dying
of a terminal illness, as you so brilliantly put
it, and no one would care. Those people would still
expect me to play, you know that." He said
softly, trying to be as gentle as possible with his raw
throat. "It's not about learning something, or
feeling something anymore... for them, it's about being
able to say they went to a U2 concert coz it will make
them cool. There's only those few fans out there who we
really connect with... don't tell me you haven't felt
that vacant thing with the crowds. And I just won't do it
any-" Larry was cut off as a tickle in his throat
manifested into a violent coughing fit.
Bono's face filled with worry, though Larry couldn't see
the look through the darkness of the room, and he
clutched Larry's hand tighter, his other arm slinging
carefully over Larry's heaving shoulders. Finally, the
fit passed and Larry whimpered, leaning back against
Bono's arm.
"All I'm saying is... we failed on certain things.
We're failing to connect with our crowds, we failed to
plug into the world of other artists like we hoped we
could and we failed to touch anything really new
for us. And now we're not even getting anything
out of the shows. I'm actually tired of doing
this." Larry finished wearily.
Bono was silent, the only noise in the room being Larry's
faint wheezing. Bono frowned at the feeling of Larry's
heavy breaths and also the realization of the words Larry
had just overexerted himself saying.
He's right, I know that. He's been feeling everything
I have; I just don't have the balls to admit it like he
does.
"Bono... " Larry finally whispered.
"I think it's the schedule and the situation that
made me sick like this. I'm over worked and I'm
miserable. I've only gotten five hours of sleep this
whole week. I've had three colds in the last two months
and I now I have a flu... it's not even that I don't want
to do this anymore, even though I don't... it's that I
don't think I can... it's killing me, Bono."
Bono's arm stiffened against Larry's back. "... I'm
sorry."
"It's not your fault, I'm just... " Larry
paused, wincing. "Damn, my throat... "
"I understand what you mean. I hear what you're
saying. You're right. Emotionally, physically, mentally,
socially... this is too much, and musically, none of us
are real happy. We've got to make a major change."
"... Do you think we'll make it?" Larry asked,
putting all his weight on Bono's sturdy arm.
Bono didn't reply, reaching over and picking up a glass
off the nightstand. He thrust it toward Larry and Larry
took it before realizing what it was.
"God, no... please don't make me swallow anything...
no water, please." Larry begged quietly when he
looked in the glass, pushing it back into Bono's hand.
Bono watched him closely, wondering how bad off he really
was. Larry stared back at him, realizing with vague
amusement that he could feel Bono, but could only see his
outline and his clear blue eyes that not even the dark
could veil.
"I'm worried." Bono said, putting the glass
back on the nightstand.
"I'll be okay. I just need sleep." Larry
insisted.
"... I'm still worried."
"What do you want me to say?"
"I want to stay here in case you get worse. I
promise I won't keep you up or anything. I just want to
watch you."
"... Alright... just... gimme a minute." Larry
tried to move off to one side of the bed, but struggled
with a sudden dizziness. The whole room was spinning
under him and he could barely hold on...
Instantly he felt a firm arm around his waist and another
hand helping to hold him up by his arm. Though the
contact caused a blazing pain to race through his body,
the steadiness of someone holding him up straight and
helping him to lay down made the room stop spinning and
he finally collapsed on the opposite side of the bed, his
best friend's arm still wrapped around him. He wiggled up
a little, allowing Bono to pull his arm away, and then
settled back on the bed with a low moan.
"Oh... Goddammit." Larry swore softly. Finally
the ache of movement subsided and he looked up at Bono,
who was still hanging worriedly over him. "Is this
what they do in the old folks' homes?"
"I'm thinking." Bono smiled back through the
pitch dark.
"... Thanks." Larry mumbled, a wave of
exhaustion flowing over him.
"That's why I'm here in the first place." Bono
replied gently.
"... You're the best friend I've ever had."
Larry said suddenly.
Bono's eyes widened a little, though of course Larry
couldn't see this, and a grin crossed his face. "You
mean that?"
"Are you trying to tell me you don't believe me again?"
Larry scowled. "I was right about being sick, wasn't
I?"
"Alright, alright." Bono laughed a little,
carefully crawling over to the other side of the bed so
as not to cause Larry anymore unnecessary pain. "I
believe you... I just never thought I'd hear those words
come out of your mouth."
"Oh, come off it." Larry muttered tiredly and
with a cantankerous edge. "You know you're the big
brother I never had... but I'll say what I'm not sure you
do know. I appreciate it. And you and Adam and
Edge are one of the things I thank God everyday for
blessing me with." Larry paused and then chuckled
weakly. "I mean, look at me! I'm in pain like you
wouldn't believe, positively miserable and... you're here
for me. That means more to me even than the band. So even
if we don't make it out of the eighties as a band...
you're always gonna be my friend, right?"
"... Of course I will." Bono said in a
low voice. "And so will Edge and Adam. You're a good
friend too, you know."
"Sometimes I wonder... " Larry trailed off,
falling asleep for a split second before snapping back to
consciousness. "You're staying right?" He
slowly rolled over toward Bono in the darkness.
Bono nodded, pulling the blanket Larry had kicked off
sometime ago over him. "I'm not going anywhere,
mate."
Larry sighed, as if relieved despite all his protest, and
closed his eyes. "... One last thing."
"What Lawrence?" Bono asked quietly, once again
watching Larry through the darkness.
"You do know that I could get on in my life
without you, right Bono Vox?" Larry said with a
tinge of humor in his ragged voice. Bono froze.
Well, that's a bit... mean to say. After all I'm
doing for him right now...
"Of course, Lardence." Bono replied, his
voice sounding a bit confused and more than a bit hurt.
"... I could... but it'd be a hell of a lot
harder." Larry finished softly before drifting off
into slow unconsciousness.
He said it so softly that Bono didn't hear him. Bono
sighed to himself, dismayed that he'd actually believed
for a moment his friend had opened up and said something
full with gratitude and compassion, and rolled over.
I don't think he heard me. Larry thought vaguely.
I'll tell him again in the morning. I need to sleep
now... In the morning, I'll tell him...
Bono glanced over at Larry, asleep, though he was
flinching and tossing slightly as if stuck in a bad
dream. Bono sat up, still watching Larry, and let out
another sigh.
"You're such an arse sometimes." Bono
whispered, knowing Larry couldn't hear him. "But we
love you anyway... "
Bono shook his head, kicking the blanket off him. Larry
cringed from next to him, his mind still racing with
thoughts in an uneasy sleep.
In the morning I'll tell him everything... it's time
to tell him everything... what they all mean to me... in
the morning... I'm so sick, I need sleep now... in
the morning...
When Larry woke up again, Bono was gone.
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